Since people want a story, here is Nik's story. Added after winners were selected.
Nik dated Ramona in high school. He accidently killed her pet rabbit and she broke up with him. Ever since, Nik has been obsessed with Ramona, rabbits and raising the dead. He studied the art of necromancy to raise Ramona's dead bunny and make it up to her.
This is for
's Scott Pilgrim contest. The contest is to create the 8th evil ex. Pretty cool idea for a contest. Check out the contest details at [link]
This is Nik Romancer (yes pun). Beware his zom-bunnies!